Stand and De Liver Trash. Talk. TVHellooooo Trashmis. I dont know about you, but Im ready to get to this riveting episode of Sheps liver pulsating like a spider egg sac, TRav mumbling through a set up with Lahhahahahahahahahndon, Kathryn doing yoga, Jenns party, Cam foisting creepy dolls at lunch, Austen continuing to irritate America, and Craig and Naomie doing the slow motion break up thing at parties. Onward Kathryn opens this week, throwing an entire loaf of bread to the ducks. Which, is actually the WORST thing you can give them. Here ducks. Quack QuackAusten is cooking eggs in a disgusting pan, which is fitting. Landon is creating one of her masterpieces in the yard, Whitney is hurriedly walking poor fat Chauncy,Hurry up. I burn and disintegrate in daylightand Cam is waiting for Craig. Shep is doing laundry, waiting awkwardly for his latest one night stand to leave. Hi. I play skank 6. Bravo show, Southern CharmShep explains how its much easier if the girl leaves, but that some of them want to hang out later The horrorDont you know that I only used you as a slimier masturbating handWhile he continues to get his laundry done, he gets a call about his health. Oopsie daisy. Not too great. Uh ohhhh. One question. Note I fucking HATE late people. HATE HATE HATE. Chronically late people are so annoying. Miss. Kitty is always on time, unless there is a freak accident. Back at Patricias Whitney is finished walking Chauncy, and Patricia sends for Michael to haul his fat ass away. I love Michael Seriously my favorite person on this shit show. Whitney tells his mom about the meeting with Thomas and how he feels hes losing his mojo. The fourth season of Southern Charm has already started and youre still catching up on last season, right I understand. I truly envy you for. Bless its heart, no one knows quite what to think of Southern Charm, Bravos reality series which premiered in 2014 and brought viewers into the superprivate world. Whitney says Thomas feels like his time is running out. Patricia hilariously asks him Why dont you feel that way while petting Monty on the chaise. I know I give Patricia a lot of shit lately, but she still cracks me up. I cant help it. Youre funny as fuck. Patricia decides to throw a dinner party to push Landon and Thomas together. Whitney starts dracula ing out with his strange accent. Please dont. 46 minutes later, Craig finally arrives. Southern Charm Reunion Season 2' title='Southern Charm Reunion Season 2' />He is practically peeing down his leg at being late, and apologizing. How about I want all that plus Craftsman style charmCraig complains about the house, and Cam is actually way more patient than Id be, frankly. She interviews that he has caviar taste on a Vienna Sausage budget. Thats okay. He also has concrete goals on an ADD mental disorder. Cam starts asking Craig about Naomies thoughts on all the house hunting etc., and then she spills the beans that she and Naomie talked. Hellooooo Trashmis. I dont know about you, but Im ready to get to this riveting episode of Sheps liver pulsating like a spider egg sac, TRav mumbling through. Ooo bad move. That should stay in the vault. A, because maybe Naomie would want to have a chance to talk to him first, and B, because it makes Craig feel like crap. He interviews that the first thing he needs in a relationship is trust. Not going to argue there. Watch Last Breath Online Hulu here. Best Pg-13 Tv Series. Craig says that he cant do stuff in his life to make her happy and comfortable, and Cam explains why Miss. Kitty hasnt wanted to be married, e. You have to swallow your feelingsNo, bitchKathryn is driving and calls Shep. Shep finds out shes going to go to yoga and asks to join her. Next. Oh. Its you. Hes here to pick up Chelsea, who wastes no time in thirstily grooming his hair. Were boyfriendgirlfriend. RIGHTGurl calm down. Austen takes her to a place that has 2. Its actually kind of cute the way he wants to impress her. I SAID KIND OF. Its still you, after all. Then they reminisce about Sheps birthday party. Austen tells her that he and Shep worked out their issues with Austen dating her, and how its not breaking bro code. Of course Chelsea has to stomp all over the conversation by crowing that its nice having two men fight over her. Stop looking so needy. I thought I just said it was all good. Wheres the exitNext, Cam is going to a restaurant with her creepy ass doll. Hello. My doll would like to invade your vents and kill people after hours, suddenly appearing when the person turns around. Shes meeting up with Shep, and his genuine baffled amusement is funny to me. Hes so in love with her. Shep reveals that hes doing yoga with Kathryn and cutting down on drinking. Cam says he drinks because hes bored. Cam then says she was going to do a love spell on him. Having a bald stuffed corpse that looks like Slender Man without his clothes is a real aphrodisiac. To make matters even worse. Whitney sashays in, and Patricia loves his suit. Dragon Ball Z Season 4 Episode 1 Watch Online'>Dragon Ball Z Season 4 Episode 1 Watch Online. That is a nice suit. Preparing for you to ruin things in 3. Over at Craig and Naomies she comes in from a hard day to find the little woman sewing furiously and ignoring her. Instead of fixing her favorite drink, Craig is going to give the silent treatment. Im going to let HER speak first. And I also dont HAVE to have dinner on the table Im a modern womanCraig has programmed the sewing machine to do a cat on the pillow case. So its typical of Craig. Do something that actually isnt any discernible talent. Just sit and let something else take over. Naomie says it kind of looks like Gizmo. And Craigs face falls. I put so much effort into pressing that touch screenCraig tells her about the house hes very close to settling on, while petulantly re threading the machine. Naomie bursts out laughing, saying she cant take him seriously while hes doing that. Its playful, and on another day, perhaps Craig would not be such a wet fucking blanket and crack up too. I cant STAND passive aggressive pouty bullshit. Have a laugh. It IS funny. I think its funny too, girl. Craig does not. Wah WAAAAHHH Debbie Downer TromboneCraig says he feels unsupported right now and your partner is supposed to support you. Fair enough, but your partner is also supposed to be reliable and not full of pipe dreams too. Landon calls to see if theyre going to Jennifers Sip and See ugh, which is a way of saying have cocktails and see the baby. Then she says that shes going to Patricias with Cam and Thomas. Craig tells Naomie afterwards and when she asks him about it, he bitches about it and then says he doesnt give a shit. Ah thats better. Were at Patricias dinner party, where Whitney spills the tea that its to set up Thomas and Landon. Cam is horrified. That makes 3. 65 million of us, dear. Plus she points out that Kathryn hates Landon. That makes 3. 65 million of us again, dear. Landon arrives in a typically hideous outfit. It would like its fugly lounging pajamas back. Where the fuck does this imbecile get her clothesHere, lets put this Harvest Gold refrigerator over hereThomas, no dummy, sees that this is a set up, with the blessing of Patricia. Cam interviews that theyre both matchmakers. Cam starts grilling Thomas about his love life. Then Whitney starts grilling Landon, calling her boyfriend dumb. Patricia vaguely admonishes him. Whitney says its like dating a mimbo or maybe he said bimbo, I can never fucking tell when hes talking. Landon agrees he isnt necessarily going to be the one. You really should be dating a teenage reality TV star. Its so much better. Next Whitney asks her about long term relationships, like he has a fucking clue about them. I went out with my beard long distance for several years. But let me counsel youThomas chimes in that Landon likes dating him, because she knows hes safe in that she wont have to make a real commitment. Lahk ah hev den my entire lahfWhitney asks hypothetically if they were to be married, would Thomas insist on a prenup. Thomas bays that he wouldnt, and Landon can barely contain her annoying tittering. Patricia sends reality crashing down by saying that Thomas especially should get a prenup. Hahaha. I still love this bitch. I cant help it. We next go to Kathryn and Shep doing yoga. Kathryn says yoga has helped her be mindful and present. She does admit that she has anxiety and that it gets in the way. I think thats been her problem all along. Shep walks into class, grinning and introducing himself.